Thirteen years after Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland became the sixth ever film to cross the billion dollar mark, it’s looking more than ever like there’s a third certainty to life. Because, as Bob Iger is our witness, it seems the only things we can be sure of is death, taxes — and an unending slew of soulless live-action remakes made from the bones of what once were untouchable Disney classics.
Depending how you count (is 2000’s 102 Dalmatians a remake of the original, and how exactly does 2010’s The Sorcerer’s Apprentice fit into the Fantasia universe?) the House of Mouse